Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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