Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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