Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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