Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
