I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
