At least make sure they are 18
Why
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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