Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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