She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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