dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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