I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
