But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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