3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
