im holly from the hills drunk
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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