I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
vagina is talking i cant
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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