He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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