Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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