I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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