Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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