Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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