what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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