is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
