i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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