it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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