what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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