i don't like sucking hair
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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