The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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