Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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