i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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