that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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