i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I am midnight drunk by noon
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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