rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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