Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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