i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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