Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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