You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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