So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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