are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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