these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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