All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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