Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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