But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Floor bacon is actually really good
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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