Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
