The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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