Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He kissed a someone with a penis
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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