"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
