i may or may not be watching the land before time
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
