Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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