My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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