It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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