i just wanna soil my oats bro
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
my liver is dry heaving
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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