can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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