great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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